Does anyone know Peter Sobczynski with Critic Doctor ? What a jerk! He said, "[Honey] really is the dumbest thing that you will ever see in your life". I'm gonna kick his ass! (Not really. I am weak and couldn't win a fight with a 5 year old)

Fan of the friend rock. Not a music snob. Favorite song is Walking on Sunshine; not kidding. (Shut it) Favorite lyric is from Take Me Home Tonight when Eddie Money says that he feels a hunger then reiterates that it indeed is a hunger.

Let me tell you a little something about me. I'm an alright gal.

"50% of people will like you. The other 50% will have very poor judgement "


"I talk too much and smell like a dead chicken!"

If I wanted to meet people the type I'd like to meet would be the type like the people in my "top" friends. They are the people that have saved my ass in one way or another and I would take a bullet for anyone of them...except for the bands.....they just bring the heat. And now you have seen my sensitive side.

Having typed that, I feel like such a snob/asshole for writing the following, but I'm really only like 1/4th snob/asshole and the other 3 quarters efficient hence this little note to you! This here is a personal profile for my real life, life. You know, people I've made out with only. And to those of you that think girls that write these little disclaimers are retarded...well, so be it. Strangers...

I am afraid of the people! Strangers have the cooties and I do not want to catch them! Most certainly not! If I am ever inoculated or decide that strangers aren't scary, or have a lapse in judgment then the kind I would definitely not like to meet would be chicks that make me embarrassed to be one and the boys that love them or people who tell me I look like Sheryl Crow or that I shouldn't smoke or ask if I've heard "that Elvis Costello song" then sing it to me as if there is any chance that it hasn't been sung to me at least once a month since I was two!

fair weather smokers, waking up in the morning, waking up in general, full of shit-ness, awesomeless-ness, faux lesbians under the veil of drunkenness, saying "I love you" while drunk, saying "I'm sorry" while drunk, asking "are you mad at me" while drunk, chicks with mustaches, chicks with no manners that show the mustache, lists that are too long, your car, avoidance as a solution, waiting for anything, the word pussy to imply weakness, calling me boo, calling me kiddo, calling me a cunt, people that are dumber than Chrissy Snow, people that don't read with their sarcasm glasses on, people that don't tell me that my ass looks great in those pants, life ruiners, faux friends disguised as real friends, ghetto ain't so fabulous, fake traffic jammer types, insultpliments, guys that can't do that grab both hands thing whilst wrestling, guys that use more products than me, guys that want to borrow my clothes, guys that can fit in them, guys that have crushes on me, guys that don't have crushes on me and the obvious which is of course virgins.

I am into seeking the approval of others, self reflection (as in mirrors), laughing at annoying drunk chicks, being jealous of annoying drunk chicks, not sharing cigarettes with social smokers, being called pet names that are food items, people that aren't annoying, self-deprecation, loyalty, wordsmiths, urban hiking, planning today for a better tomorrow, wondering who would win in a dance off between me dancing to the Footloose soundtrack and me dancing to the Flashdance soundtrack, Phronemophobia, covert ops, stealth maneuvers, plate tectonics, Socratic Irony, clever types, Entourage, humorous perversion, the smell of bleach, family, being lifted when hugged & forcing friends to watch movies that only a teenage girl with the IQ of an ostrich would like. I am not into sedimentary rocks.