A new comedy for the 21st Century. Join a day in the life of Aaron Bonilla, a student making a living at the crazy Friendly Neighborhood Adult Superstar Emporium. “Don’t think you’re better than me because of where I work. If people didn’t want it, we wouldn’t sell it!"

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I'm probably the biggest dork you'll ever meet
-- I love classic rock --
The Grateful Dead, Rat Dog, Phish, Widespread Panic, moe, Gov't Mule...etc..
Get over it.

I LOVE CLASSIC ROCK. I LOVE JAM BANDS. I AM A DEADHEAD!

This Jam Band MP3 Player Was A Gift - Cannot Take Credit




Oh yeah, and I'm obsessed with fashion. I buy every single Vogue i can get my hands on and I look forward to the HUGE seasonal issues, oh my goodness! lol Also, I'm 22 years old, and I'm stuck in Florida with all the old people who can't drive, tourists, and nasty, humid weather.[[rolls eyes]]

I like to have fun, and lots of it! My friends are amazing and I love spending time with them. I spend a lot of time with my family, and more than anything in the whole wide world, I want to be a stay-at-home mommy (at least when my kids are young). most people scoff at that, but it's something that's always been EXTREMELY important to me. If you've known me for at least 5 hours, you should already know this. Because of this passion I have for children, I have become a volunteer at a local preschool and I love it! It's a complete dream come true. :D

I wear my heart on my sleeve, but I'm very wary of the people I meet. I don't trust completely right away due to previous friends that have stabbed me in the back. I avoid drama if at all possible, but it seems to follow me like a storm cloud.[[sigh]]

I'm pretty easygoing and fun; I can get loud sometimes when I'm exited about something and if you really want me to love you, buy me expensive jewelry or dark chocolate. :P haha



"Life is too precious to worry about stupid shit, so have fun, get drunk and fall in love. Say what you want to say and do what you want to do. Regret nothing and don't let the people who don't matter bring you down." *** my life's philosophy.

Who I'd like to meet:
I am going to start being VERY, VERY picky from now on.

he needs to be/have:

-- HONEST!

-- loyal to me (monogamous; look it up.)

-- taller than me

-- a non-smoker (cigarettes AND green)

-- have a nice smile

-- good hygiene

-- clean cut (minimal facial hair)

-- drug-free!

-- a guy who likes GUY STUFF (i.e. NOT ballet)

-- direction in his life

-- good with money

-- responsible, but knows how to cut loose

-- an ocean/beach lover

-- easy to talk to

-- a good sense of humor

-- a car (a nice one wouldn't hurt ;D)

-- well-read

-- a movie lover

-- patient with me

-- a social being; likes going out

-- appreciative (and not just on provided holidays)

-- the decency to buy me at least a CARD for my birthday

-- preferably a little older than me

-- spontaneous

-- head-over-heels in love with me

I need someone who will dote over me, adore me, love on me, buy me nice things and when anyone catches him looking at me will KNOW how much he loves me. I need to be the center of someone's entire universe. I hate being second place and I don't think i should have to be.